There are a few things my customers must do.

- Buckle in at all times.

- Keep the antics to a minimum. No crying, sobbing, shouting, arguing, spitting food, or colouring on the seats.

- Keep all hands and feet inside.

- Don't litter inside the cab. Take garbage with you.

- No throwing.

- No pets allowed. Snails and caterpillars must remain in the bushes.

- Take all belongings.

- Stay seated until the vehicle comes to a complete stop.

- Keep shoes and socks on at all times.

- Use manners when requesting music selections.

- Use manners at all times.

- Stay out of the front seat.

- Extra change is for tips, not the CD player.

As we drive from the YMCA to home to choir practice and Sparks and back again, I continually enforce my rules. I am the driver and need to concentrate. I have to watch the speed limit and look out for cops. If I feel that my customers are not obeying the rules of the cab, I will abruptly pull over, tell them I will drop them off then and there and then ask them how they would like to proceed.

Once they are silenced, we continue on our way.

Cash only. Debit not accepted. Coffees welcome.

All's I'm sayin's all.